Here comes today's joke of the day.....laugh away your sorrow.
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went
to the doctor.
The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready
to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the
store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife.
That night
the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position.
The man felt
the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
The next day he went back
to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well.
When I
fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and
my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
So d neighbour was effing d wife...lmao
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