I was cracking up with this.....i had to share....
A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her
little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Man says: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250.00.'
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the
lover were in the cupboard together again.
