Please pardon me for not posting yesterday's joke of the day, I had to attend to something. I will also be MIA tomorrow, but i will try as much as i can to post news....Bear with me.
Here comes today's joke of the day.....read.....laugh....enjoy a stress free day.
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a
virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me
first?"
"Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your
private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.
So what we
do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first
time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride
giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his
side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out
again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.
The
bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the
husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
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