Today's Newspaper Headlines : Saturday, May 16, 2015

Headlines from selected newspapers here this Saturday morning for your reading pleasure.......

THISDAY

• The Kinky Apothecary Revolution
• Ovulation, Ovaries and You
• Do You Self-Medicate
• Wild New BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage Teased
• The Madness Called Bullion Van
• Groups Back Gbajabiamila for Speakership as PDP Caucus Kicks
• Garnishee: Court Clarifies Orders against Benue, Plateau States' Accounts
• 406 Sacked Staff to Face Criminal Charges, Says NIMC
• Again, Fulani Herdsmen Kill 8 in Benue
• FG Raises the Alarm over Tankers Threat to Eko Bridge, Lagos Roads
• Glitz, Glamour as Oshiomhole Remarries
• FoI Act: Civil Group Gives Jonathan Ultimatum to Release Amendment
• Concerned NDLEA Officials Sue for Agency's Revival
• Borgu International Durbar Festival Committee Inaugurated
• Enugu Impeachment: Court Threatens to J ail IGP over non-enforcement of Order
• How 2015 Election Created Division in Nigeria
• APC Lawmakers Protest Yeros Move to Disburse N2.7bn Sure-P Funds
• Jonathan Moves Property from Aso Rock, Plans Global Shuttle
• Otti Files Petition, wants Tribunal to Declare him Governor-elect
• FG Urged to Include Cancer Treatment in NHIS
• Court Threatens to Jail IGP over Disobedience of Order
• Odyssey: 'Why I am Passionate About Serving Imo State
• Wole Oni: I Always Dreamt of Playing Piano to A White Audience
• Fair Weather Nigerian Politicians and Defection
• Wike Pledges not to Betray Trust of Rivers People
• Senate Presidency: Suswam Mobilises Support for Akume
• As Enugu Transits through Seamless Continuity, Consolidation
• Wanted : A Government for the Ordinary People
• The Majestic NCF Canopy Walk Way
• Oil Marketers Versus Us
• Features of the Family Park
• S'South has been at the Receiving End of Jonathan's Administration
• Tarkghir: Why We Are Supporting Gbajabiamila
• CDQ:I Dumped Banking for Music
• Senate Presidency, Speakership: The Conversation Continues
• The Prickly N125bn Vote for National Assembly
• Nigerian Breweries: Trudging on as 70th Anniversary Beckons
• Speakership: Groups Back Gbajabiamila, PDP Caucus Kicks
• Funfair Heralds Launch of Discovery Sport
• PDP Crisis: We Will Expose Saboteurs- Post Election Committee
• Hyundai Motors, FCMB Launch Customer-Friendly Bonanza
• The Rains are Here Again: Be Prepared, Says Akpabio
• Wild New BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage Teased
• A New Dawn for Nigeria and for Women'Working and Winning (II)
• The African Magic Igbo Channel Launch Party
• Kola Kuddus: Uniqueness Sustains My Brand
• Phizzle Drops New Music Video

THE SUN

• Swansong for the book in Port Harcourt
• At Tunde and Wunmi Obe's house opening
• Shina Rambo resurrects in new flick
• Nigerian Idol: Again, Sther survives eviction
• Day Fuse Lounge stood still for Ini Edo
• Away with stereotypes: Patriarchy on trial in Hear Word
• Stigma priemere: Movie buffs caution Nigerians on HIV discrimination
• MUM WANTED ME TO READ MEDICINE ' Chinze Ojobo, artist
• Washington Uba: You have to be spiritual to appreciate my kind of arts
• SALAUDEEN ADEBOLA LATINWO: How I escaped execution alongside Mamman Vatsa
• Jonathan failed because he wasn't prepared for presidency ' Mabogunje
• 2015: If Jonathan had won, I would have gone on exile ' Ikedife
• Mu'azu: Don't pre-empt us, Ekweremadu's Committee warns PDP faithful
• Why Bayelsa lawmakers dumped Jonathan, PDP for APC
• Why you don't appreciate popularity,Fayose tells Oni
• How we delivered South East votes to Jonathan
• NBBF receives 10 applications for D' Tigers job
• Red Devils confronts Gunners
• FIFA U-20 WORLD CUP : Manu names final squad
• We want to be Africa's best 'Ifeanyi Uba
• Ideas kickstart businesses, not capital ' Biobaku, CEO, Mobos Fashion
• Super Falcons' opponent, Australia names World Cup squad
• FG spends N1tr on varsities
• Uche Nnanna's swag
• Buhari support group backs NNPC probe
• Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Sentenced to Death
• Buhari should choose men with fear of God
• Dangote Cement posts N74.7bn profit in 2015 first quarter
• Mu'azu: Don't pre-empt us, Ekweremadu's Committee tells PDP faithful
• Burundi President Nkurunziza returns to Bujumbura
• Ekiti kidnap: abducted industrialist released
• Kalu greets Obi of Onitsha at 74
• Oshiomhole remarries amid glamour
• My dad inspired me to success 'Korede, UNILAG best graduating student
• Police arrest Oduah's security for shooting 2
• Shocking tales of 2 Nigerian ladies rescued from Kuwait
• That journalism may thrive
• Let the change be total and radical
• Gov. Orji's stewardship of pain and desolation
• Nigeria now sitting in limbo
• Ensuring safety at Asaba Airport
• Celebs storm Ada Slim's birthday
• Fear of failure propelled me to success 'Edi Lawani
• Kcee and I are cool 'Presh
• I'm next biggest star in Nollywood'Uche Ogbodo
• King of Blues', BB King, dies at 89

VANGUARD

• Pipeline surveillance: Buhari to revoke Jonathan's contracts to OPC, ex-militants
• Abuja fire: Ministry denies burning of account dept
• Speaker: APC Govs set for showdown with Reps-elect
• Money Laundering: Retract yourself; Aregebsola's counsel tells Osun PDP Boss
• Nwosu disagrees with Gowon over comment on Ojukwu
• If president's outfit isn't worth N50,000 no minister would wear an outfit of N1m
• How leadership hampered anti-corruption bodies ' EFCC director
• Senate Presidency: Kwara group supports Saraki
• Looming Crisis: Reps to adjourn Sine Die as Tambuwal exits
• Kaduna: As governor Yero faces debt owed before he was born el-Rufai laments
• Chuka Umunna: The man who wanted to be British Prime Minister
• Rising star Umunna quits UK Labour leadership race
• Akinwumi Adesina: How I met President Jonathan
• Ndigbo and 2015 elections: The correctness of a mistake
• How community effort can save Nigeria's football ' Irabor
• Can Sharks stop Ifeanyi Uba Utd in Nnewi
• Shooting Stars renew rivalry against Rangers
• Ikhana blasts Giwa's 'frustrating' tactics
• Being a beauty queen has brought me out of my shell ' Blessing Okogba, Miss Gbagada
• Peggy Ovire exposes nipples
• 50 Naira Story Initiative' set a new record for Nollywood
• Yvonne Nelson leads Ghanaian celebrities on protest vigil tonight
• AFRIMMA stakes all-expense-paid trip on lucky dancers
• Nollywood stars are stereotyped
• Fela still alive but Femi is king
• I've always had female admirers all my life ' Ik Ogbonna
• BISI OLATILO: I can't quantify the joy broadcasting gives me
• Igbos, Fayose and the reasonableness of a voter's choice
• Incompetence and (under)development in human societies
• When the woman is older                                                                   
• Deregulating the downstream sector of the oil industry
• Day over 1,000 destitute persons cried for joy in Lagos
• Fighting fire with water
• Post 2015 DG: Moves to end poverty by 2030 will be realised if ' Group
• Baileys' Mother's Day bonds mothers and daughters
• Chuka Umunna Withdraws From Labour Leadership Contest
• Tsarnaev Sentenced to Death in Boston Bombing Trial
• Belle By Caleb Somtochukwu Okereke
• Picasso Masterpiece Sells for Record $179M
• Wicked Man Kills Best Friend, Dumps Corpse In Forest
• Jay Z Reportedly Bought One of Khaleesi's Dragon Eggs for Beyonc
• Soldiers Beat NYSC Member To Coma In Katsina NYSC Camp
• Jonathan's Government Is The Most Corrupt -Dino Melaye
• TV Chef Sandra Lee Postpones Her Double Mastectomy
• After 13 Sons With Wife, Man Makes This Bizarre Conclusion About Having a Girl Child
• We are blind, but education helps us see
• LASUSU to LASG: Don't blame us for school closure
• Ugwumba gets emotional on Delta's feat in health sector
• When you are expecting in your 40's & 50's

PUNCH

• Otti files petition against Ikpeazu
• Buhari, Osinbajo, Tinubu, others attend Oshiomhole's wedding
• Lagos consumes 40% of power generated nationally 'Sambo
• Court didn't freeze Benue, Plateau accounts 'Registrar
• Court threatens IGP over Enugu Assembly crisis
• Speakership: Fresh crisis over bid to change voting rules
• We get many complaints against Obasanjo Foundation 'UK commission
• Board promises to rehabilitate NYSC camps
• Crisis: PDP chieftains who may replace Muazu
• Impeachment: Last minute victims and survivors
• IITA, AFDB target massive rice cultivation in Nigeria
• Air cargo tariff to rise by 20%
• Kwara lost N2.5bn investment to litigation 'Gov
• Tanker drivers fault Lagos eviction order
• We didn't benefit from improper tax waivers 'Seplat
• Mergers will help advertising industry to grow ' Da-silva
• Luxembourg Prime Minister marries gay partner
• Boko Haram recaptures Marte in Borno
• UNIOSUN lecturer wins N900m Canadian grant
• Fuel: Lagos laments increased fire outbreaks
• Christian Aid, JDPC distribute relief materials to IDPs
• N9bn for Buharis ministers, lawmakers outrageous Nigerians
• NPDC workers threaten shutdown of oil fields
• Civil servants suspend protest over NIMC sacking plan
• Again, NNPC fails to remit $1.48bn into Federation Account
• Bayelsa govt blsts Senator, says Dickson wont defect
• Dont pre-empt us, PDP committee cautions members
• Sure-P: Kaduna APC legislators accuse Yero of looting
• Buhari should not be sworn in with the Quran
• Frequently Asked Questions (II)
• Effortless union
• When Obasanjo, others bid Jonathan farewell in style
• Re: The Pregnant Virgin
• How often should couples have sex
• Sea pirates rape passengers on Bakassi waterways
• Robbers defy police, attack Port Harcourt residents in front of station
• Lotto operator, customers cheat death as tipper crashes into shop
• Child witch-hunt: NGO vows to prosecute erring parents
• Gridlock returns to Isigate-Umuahia as traders defy relocation order
• Different tactics Nigerian banks use in defrauding customers
• Ne-Yo inspires fans in new album
• My son was fasting the day he was killed ' Father of tricycle rider shot by fugitive policeman
• Ajah residents lament as robbers take over community
• Sharia Court workers arrested for duping job seekers
• Colleague planned Omisore's kidnap ' Family members
• My father stripped me in public to stop me from acting 'Madam Saje
• Father seeks justice for baby killed by mob
• Look before you leap
• We enjoy working on dead bodies, they don't complain ' Mortuary attendants

GUARDIAN

• Coca-Cola Sponsors Business Forum To Promote Effective Taxation
• Consumer Rights: Stakeholders Blame Regulators For Violation At Conference
• How Many Dogs Do You Have
• Don Jazzy, Chidinma, Iyanya, Sound Sultan, Harrysong Renew Endorsement
• Jack Daniel's Takes Nigerian Nightclub Owners On A Week-long Trip
• Jesse Jagz Plans To Unveil Six Albums In Three Years
• Resign Now, Aliyu, Lamido Tell PDP Chairman, Muazu
• Major Problem Of Warri Refinery Is Lack Of Crude, Says Esele
• I Am Happy To Be Married Again, Says Oshiomhole
• Cleric Tasks Buhari On Economy, Power, Others
• Boko Haram Attacks Halt Borno From NNPC Quiz Competition
• Salary Arrears: Plateau Workers Protest To House Of Assembly
• ABIA: Govt Partner Marketers To Make Fuel Available
• Ekiti Drivers Warn Against Fayose's Impeachment
• Lawyer Drags Judicial Workers To Court Over Six Months Old Strike
• Burundi: Leaders Of Attempted Coup Arrested After President's Return
• Iran Is Prepared For All Scenarios In Nuclear Talks
• Jury sentences Boston bomber Tsarnaev to death
• US warns Burundi leader against seeking new term
• Suswam' s Counsel Pleads For Out of Court Settlement Over First Class Chiefs Saga
• El- Rufai Warns Politicians, Office Holders Over Looting
• I Am Blind Because Bakassi Returnees Defile Our Shrines, Clan Head Cries Out
• NAFDAC Arrests Three, Seals Shops Over Fake Medical Devices In Onitsha
• Borno IDPs Hit 120,000
• Menace Of Uniformed Men Serving As Escorts On Major Roads
• ACSEC: Fighting The Cause Of The African Child
• Umunna's Withdrawal From Labour Party's Leadership Race May Haunt Him
• LeAP To Boost Abiriba Economy With Skills Acquisition Centre
• Military Relax Five-Hour Curfew Amid Vehicular Restrictions In Maiduguri
• D'Tigresses Begin Preparations For Afrobasketball, AAG Qualifiers
• Opeifa's Handball Event Debuts In Lagos May 18
• Eyes On Kenyans, Ethiopians, As 3rd Okpekpe Race Holds
• Iheanacho, Awoniyi Top List As Garba Names Squad
• Polygon Sports, Nigeria's No.1 Sportswear Brand Launches Youth Initiative
• Our Gains In Bahamas' World Relays
• Djokovic advances into Rome semi clash with Ferrer
• No complacency for second-string Juve, warns Mancini
• Mourinho rules out joining rivals in transfer bidding wars
• I am not target of FBI probe ' Blatter
• Helping Children To Control Asthma
• Don't Buy Fortified Foods Exposed To Sunlight, NAFDAC Warns Consumers
• Traditional Rulers Would Maintain Integrity Only If They Aren't Wholly Dependent On Govt
• Buhari Will Be Different From Other Leaders Because Of His Antecedent
• Tradition as enemy of progress
• Piracy Must Go
• How To Harness Culture, Tourism For National Development, By Falola
• I Connect With Art No Matter The Medium, Reveals Female Collector

DAILY TIMES

• Scores Die in 'Bloody Clash between Police and Pipeline Vandals
• Two Killed in Student Protests in Chile
• BREAKING NEWS: Chuka Umunna Withdraws from UK Labour Party's Leadership Bid
• Tinubu, Amaechi architects of hope 'Soyinka
• Edo Officials Arrested for Cult Killings
• UK 'Slave' Trial: British, Nigerian 'Experts' Give Contrary Opinions
• Umunna, Lessons from UK over Citizens Laws
• Visit to Buhari: AkwaIbom APC Disowns Ex-Governor Victor Attah
• My One Wife Will Be My Only Wife till I Die ' Oba Olanite
• Hello! When Last Did You Write or Post a Letter
• WHO Scales Up Provision Of Medical Supplies To Yemen
• Royal Father Goes Blind as Hunger Forces Bakassi Settlers to Invade Shrines
• FG Plans N300m Hostel for Victims of Flood Disaster
• Uduaghan Urges Okowa to Sustain Diversification Policy
• IYC Rejects Reps Decision on PIB
• Buhari, Osinbajo Present as Oshiomhole Remarries
• Fire Guts Bread Fruit Street In Balogun Market
• Gowon Underestimated Ojukwu and Biafra- Ndigbo
• 357 Child Soldiers Released in Central African Republic- UN
• At Least 55 Killed in Boko Haram Raids on Two Nigerian Villages
• Avoid Corruption Pitfalls or Else,ICPC, EFCC to Lawmaker-Elects
• 30 Killed in China as Bus Jumps over Cliff
• Mu'Azu's Resignation: PDP Prays Court to Dismiss Plot
• Mali Signs Peace Deal without Rebels
• Luxembourg PM to Wed Gay Partner
• NGO Promotes Firewood Alternative To Curb Deforestation
• Two 'Explosives Injure five in China
• Giwa FC Duo Claim LBA for April
• Chelsea Signs Brazilian Midfielder, Nathan for 4.5m
• Auchi Bubbles for Okpekpe Race
• Dangote Cement Posts N74.7bn Profit in 2015 First Quarter
• Health Insurance Eases Cost of Quality Healthcare ' Dr. Balla Swamy
• Buildings' Foundations and Earth-Tilt: Experts Nervy over Impact
• Oshiomhole Finally Ties the Knot in Edo
• Fela Kuti's First Grandchild Set to Wed
• Whither These Socialites' PT. 1
• Jonathan Is the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Nigeria' ' Eedris Abdulkareem
• MI, Naeto C, Cynthia Morgan, Others, Rock Abakaliki on Star Music Trek
• Blues Legend, BB King Dies at 89
• A Good Example of Common Sense Revolution