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Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Joke Of The Day


YBB's joke of the day says 'I know you must have missed me, i am here this beautiful Tuesday afternoon to crack ya ribs and ease today's  work tension.' Find today's joke below and remember not to roll on the floor while laughing.

CONFESSION OF A LADY

I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got to my fiancĂ©s' place for dinner, he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, 'darling I have a surprise for you tonight'! 

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table.I took a seat, and  just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until
he returned,  and went to answer the call.                                         

The beans I had consumed started affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable. 

So  while my  fiancĂ©  was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let the pressure OUT! It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap an fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.

The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I  went releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable!  

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin placed it on my lap and folded my hands back it  feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blinfold.       

Ewooo!!? To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table with hands holding their noses.

If you were in her shoes, what will you do? ROTFL

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